An Open Apology to my Hair…

My dearest locks,

I had a photograph once that I called my Garnier Advert photograph. In that photo, you fell on either side of my face, like ribbons, catching the light in just the right way to make you shine and shimmer. When I got pregnant, the supplementary vitamins made you even fuller and more luscious than I had ever known you to be.

All my life, I cared for you. I looked after you. I combed you night and day, and made sweet little plaits with you. I shampooed you and conditioned you.

Then Baby Z got his hands on you. His fists clench shut so tight around you that it is almost impossible to get you out in one piece. He laughs manically as he tugs at you, thinking it a hilarious game. I’m sorry about that.

I bury my head into his stomach and make funny noises to make him laugh. That’s when he always gets you. I’m sorry about that too.

I no longer leave you to drape my shoulders, except for when I come out of the shower and I need you to dry as quickly as possible. (Sorry, I don’t really have time to blow dry you anymore either.) You tend to be folded away at the top of my head, well away from my face, so that Baby Z’s fists don’t capture you again. I’m sorry about that.

Hair cuts are a rare treat, and for a few moments after, you soar in the wind like a phoenix reborn. I have to cut your wings as soon as Baby Z is in the vicinity. I am sorry about that.

I apologise for the way I treat you now, but I am only protecting you. I know Baby Z can be harsh on you, but he also loves it when you tickle him and caress him with your soft touch. So please accept my apology and stay loyal to me. I am looking out for you, I promise.

I hope we can be the same as we once were. Perhaps when Baby Z is a little older and not so…violent and grabby. Until then you must be tucked away out of his reach, twisted into a bun, sometimes tugged and other times ripped away from my scalp. Just don’t loose hope. I’m sorry. You will fly again.

Yours wholeheartedly,

MOMM

Has your hair been through similar trials thanks to your offspring? Feel free to share your stories in the comments section below! 

 

13 Comments

  • motherhoodtherealdeal May 11, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    Haha love this my hair could have written this! There needs to be a graveyard for Just Stepped Out of the Salon locks for all mothers! #mummymonday

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    • MOMM May 11, 2015 at 12:19 pm

      Haha yes agreed!!

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  • pollymixtures May 11, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    Hahaha, tell me about it. This IS me right now! When I walked into the hairdressers last she shook her head with a mournful look and told me she had been up at night wondering what she could do with my hair. I think she was trying to sound considerate but I realised what a desperate case I was right there and then! #mummymonday

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    • MOMM May 11, 2015 at 1:14 pm

      Haha I dread seeing my hair dresser’s facial expressions too!!

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  • thejoyoffive May 12, 2015 at 8:30 am

    Ha ha I know this feeling!! I’m currently sporting a fetching mop of half brown and half black hair with a few greys thrown in and a multitude of split ends, that is also pulled up out of reach X

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    • MOMM May 12, 2015 at 8:53 am

      Haha! That’s definitely the only trending hair look for mothers all over the world, all year round!

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  • bettyandthebumps May 12, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    I still really try my hardest with my hair, but then I have to because it’s curly and curly hair tends not to be low maintenance!! But, since pregnancy, it has just been a nightmare. I’ve had serious breakage, especially around the nape. I wasn’t expecting it if I’m honest! x

    #twinklytuesday

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    • MOMM May 12, 2015 at 7:28 pm

      Ive got some strange regrowth going on near my nape and forehead area! It looks so silly but I suppose I should be glad its coming back! Haha!

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  • Suz May 12, 2015 at 8:04 pm

    Hahah what a great post idea and what an amazing read! So funny and I’m pretty sure my hair could write the exact same! Lovely read 🙂 Suz xx beauisblue.com

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    • MOMM May 13, 2015 at 4:56 am

      Thankyou! Glad you enjoyed it! ?

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  • The Mommy Behind The Pen July 23, 2015 at 11:36 pm

    Good read ! I miss the days when I actually had time to style my hair.

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    • MOMM July 24, 2015 at 6:21 am

      Thanks! Haha yes those good old days when we could spend more than 5 seconds looking at ourselves in the mirror!

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